The US Department for Homeland Security, have given the go-ahead for the manufacture and sale of Domestic Nuclear Deterrents.
The miniature missile silos are being marketed to “high worth individuals” as protection against the growing threat of international terrorists. It is believed that President Bush has already fitted silos at the Whitehouse and his holiday home in Kennebunkport, Maine.
Anti-nuclear protesters are warning that the mini-tonne devices, capable of atomising a human being with only one square metre of fallout, could be misused in neighbour disputes over parking spaces and trash bins.
The kits, costing around $50,000 each are selling like hotcakes. Included are 6 mini- battlefield ballistic rockets, launch pad, red button, and fallout dowsing equipment.
Security is provided by a retinal scan keypad which only the wealthy owner can use to activate the weapons. President Bush denied that there was a risk that the weapons could fall into the wrong hands;
“Heck! The missiles I have here in the garden shed and those in the garage at Kennebunkport are much less secure!” he is quoted as saying.
Routers 15/01/07
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Written by Phil (6738 comments posted) 15th January 2007 |
Would he even find the button, even with his god's help? Too scary to contemplate. Do you think GWB can spell Kennebunkport? He probably couldn't find it without the help of the CIA.
Perhaps Tony will have one of his free jaunts there and manage to blow the pair of them up. The world might be a marginally safer place without them.
Let's hope they don't make them small enough to fit in a ruck-sack eh?
Phil.
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Written by coosh (868 comments posted) 16th January 2007 |
... or a little Bovril-sized one for an Old Firm game...
Tony Martin could do the ads for the UK version from his prison cell - ideal for nuking a few kids trespassing on 'is farm - this should have been posted before Christmas, Oli - the perfect gift for the paranoiac warmonger who has everything. Cheers. |
To nuke or not to nuke
Written by Marybarry (237 comments posted) 29th January 2007 |
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