Do you still broadcast that show?
Isn't it too much of a bore?
Here it received its deathblow
When it made all of  us snore

O that's right, you got something,
You tossed in some Bollywood
She doesn't dance, nor does she sing
But there's shouting, that's good

Bitchy girls and racist scum
A spoiled actress, exotic
And brats from an English slum
Indian hips, erotic

Look at that clash of cultures
Or rather the lack of it
Look at those three mean vultures
Spitting nasty racist shit

Britain what do you present?
Now is this your pretty face?
Can't you feel the world's resent
About this very strange case?