“Hi. I wntd 2 tell u smthng. I jus dnt knw hw to. Da thng is, I gues we shld break up. It’s vry hrd fr me to say ths, even though we were 2gthr fr so lng, I jus dnt feel anythng btwn us anymre. U r a nice prsn. B hapi, whtvr u do. Bi”

“Wht? Wht da hel r u tlkng abt? Sudnly u dnt feel anythng 4 me? All ths aftr u hav hd sex wth me? U bastrd. Fine. I dnt wnt anythng 2 do wth u eithr. FUK OFF.”

“I m sori. I jus cnt prtnd anymre. I jus dnt wnt 2 lead u falsly u knw. I jus dnt dsrve u. pls 4gv me”.

“Oh pls! u pathetic loosr. Surely u dnt dsrve me, coz u dnt even hav da decncy 2 call me & tel me tat we r dne. Dnt evr tlk 2 me agn, or shw me ur fkng face. Do u gt tat”?

“I wnt bothr u agn. I m sori, 1nce agn”.

“Oh my god. U’ll rot in hell 4 dis u drty lil scumbag. I’ll nvr 4gv u, nvr. I’ll gt u 4 dis u crapweasl”.

“Oh sht up ur filthy mouth will u. I m bng nce here, & u jus kp dissng me. I nvr wnt 2 c u agn eithr. Gudbye. Geez.”   

“U r bng NICE? Reali. Oh, I m touchd. Jus buzz off b4 I kik u in da nuts. Nice…rgt. Real smooth. God I dnt bilive I fel 4 u. Thnk god I m out of dis shit.”

GASP ! “And this is how he broke up with ya”.

“Yeah. Over the cellphone. Can ya beat that? After so much time of being together. This is what the jerk does to me. I was furious that he was dumpin’ me, but I was seething coz he was doin’ it like this. I mean, no respect at all”.

“Let it go gal. Let’s go and get you a nice lil drink and you will forget all bout that retard”.

“Ya, I deserve a lot better. Retard, that’s was he is, sob ! sob ! sob!”

“Here, have a screwdriver.”