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Non-Fiction
Black de Char
Written by fellpony
24 January 2007
Another silly tale of farm life. Who says farmers spend all their time whingeing?

Yes, it really happened.



This tells the tale of how Willy and Chris invented a new breed of sheep.

Jennie, who keeps rare breeds, stopped to chat as she passed by Willy’s yard. It was a hot day during clipping, and the men were easing off from their morning’s work, ready for lunch.  Among the newly clipped sheep was one that took her eye: its fleece was grey – a delightful, soft smoky colour. Other than that it looked rather like a Swaledale.

Jennie took a long look, admiring its colour. Then she asked what it was.

“It’s a foreign ‘un, a Black de Char,” said Chris, Willy’s son.

“It looks good,” said Jennie, seduced by the French name - something similar to a Bleu du Maine or Rouge de l’Ouest perhaps? “How many have you got?”

“We just have the one, at the moment like,” said Chris.

Willy added, with a grin, “ – but she’s got twins. There’s a tup and a gimmer, so we might breed a few more.”

“What’s the wool like?” she asked, thinking of showing her discovery to the wool growers’ co-operative she had just joined.

The men looked sideways at one another, and puffed at their cigarettes thoughtfully, waiting to see how Chris would respond.

“Come and feel it,” said Chris, leading her down the dark and greasy shed to the heap of newly rolled fleeces.

“Lovely shade,” said Jennie enthusiastically as she approached, envisaging sweaters, perhaps even a fine jacket, of that delicious pearly grey.

When she put her hand into the fleece she found it was harsh and gritty, and her fingers came out smeared with black. "URGH!" she said loudly.

Outside there were smothered noises – whether of merriment or of coughing, it was hard to tell.

The old ewe and her twins had been sleeping in the nice dry ashes of a bonfire.

Reviews

Written by Fledermaus (3489 comments posted) 24th January 2007
LOL. This is great. I knew that French care a lot about their appearance, but not that even their sheep wear make-up :P

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3567 comments posted) 25th January 2007
It seems that truth is not only stranger than fiction, it is also funnier. It comes to something when you have to go to the non-fiction forum for a good laugh. I can just imagine that happening,the trick is in the telling,of course, and you carried it off brillantly. You have a great journalistic style of writing, not a word too many here 
Short, sharp and funny 
J

Written by Phil (6963 comments posted) 25th January 2007
Amusing piece well told. Funny - you could line up up ten sheep infront of me and I think I'd struggle to see any differences between them. 
 
Phil.

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