This is a kind of transcription (from memory) of a rather one sided dialogue overheard in the local Job Centre Plus - I'm afraid that I'm reduced to scrimping amongst the great unwashed, God love 'em. Hopefully not for too long.

The TK Maxx gig sounds OK, 10% off all the gear too.

Aye man, nae borra,
You still in Faudhoose?
Where yi stighin' man?
Bran' new man, topper!
A goat a joab man,
'sin TK Maxx man,
Pure soarted.
Dayin' the tills 'n' shelfs
five-forty-five an oor man,
cannae beat it,
a kin git the bus,
jist roon' the coarner,
stoaps right ootside TK's man,
'am jist doon tae sign aff,
bit ah'll make shoor a git
every fuckin' penny fae these
bastuds man, every penny.
Cloves allowance, travel,
every fuckin' penny man.
You seen wee neely lately?

Oli 24/01/07