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On The Lendel Bridge
By patterjack
27 January 2007
On  the  Lendel  Bridge

After  a  week in  York  we  decided  that ,  having  seen those  sights  that  were  available  , and   having  endured a  rather  unhappy  pantomime  at  the  otherwise  pleasant  York  Theatre ,  the  only  one  open  during    the period ,   ( which  summed  up   my  drama  experience in  York !  )  ,  it  was  time  to  leave   there .  My  main  concern  was that  ,  with  the  Ouse  in  flood ,  the  trains   might  be  suffering  cuts . 

I  therefore trudged  off towards  the  York  station  immediately after breakfast  at  the  boarding  house  --  a  very  generous  English  breakfast  of  bacon  , eggs , baked  beans   , sausage  , mushrooms ,  fried  tomato  and  fried  bread  with  lashings  of  toast  and  marmalade or  honey  as  well .  We  always found  that  the  further   one  got away  from  London  either  to  the  north  or  the  south  ,  the  larger  the  breakfasts  became   ,  and  the  only  one   larger    than  this  was one  served  us  in    when we  were  in  Devon  ,  where  the  breakfast   reflected  the size  of  John  the  host  and  his  ample wife  ,  having  ,  as  well  as  all  of  the  above  ,  potato  croquettes in  quantity.

Fortified   by  the  warm  food   I  set  out -- boots  squeaking  as  they trod   deep   in  the  fresh  snow   , with  overcoat  , gloves   and  a   big  furry Finnish  hat  that  matched  my  big  furry  face   ,  since I  had a monstrous   growth  of  beard  at  the time .    I  also   had  to  put  up  my  umbrella  ,  as  there   quite  a  few   snow  flurries   coming  along  the road  ,  driven  by  an  icy  wind  .

Approaching  the  Lendel  Bridge ,  I  paused for  a  moment to  look  at  the  Ouse  in  flood  ,   and  then  noticed  that  half  the   width  of  the  bridge  was  closed   by  temporary  traffic  lights  , red  and  green ,  flashing for  short  periods  alternately to  make just   one  lane of  traffic ,  of  which  there  was however   absolutely  none at  that  hour .

Then,  as  I  moved  forward  ,    out  of  the  snow  flurry came  a  figure  on  a  bike  .  

They   breed  them  tough  in  Yorkshire   ,  for   his  only  protection against the  weather   was ,  apart  from the  usual  pants  ,  shirt   etc  ,  a  waistcoat   and a  cap .  Not even gloves     !

As  he  approached  the  temporary  lights  ,  they  turned   red .   Though  there  was  not a  car  or  other  vehicle  in  sight  ,  the  old  cyclist  dismounted  and  waited  patiently  for  them  to  change  ,  allowing  me  to   come  up  beside  him .

He looked  across  at  me  and  made  the  classic  English  remark   ,  in a  thick  accent .

Foonny  wayther   .

I  agreed  ,  but  added   that  as  an  Australian  I   was  quite   pleased  to be  experiencing  the   snow  .

Just  then  the  light   turned  green  and  he  mounted  and  trundled  off ,  apparently  making  some  remark ,   just  loud enough  for  me  to  hear   ,  about  weird bloody  colonials .

We  did  get out of  York  easily  enough  ,  and  next   finished  up  in  Lincoln , which  was  really  deep  in  heavy  snow  , pristine  and  pure on  the  park slopes  near  where  we  stayed . 

I  still  think  with  amazement , however  , of  the  hardy  gloveless  gent on  the  bike  .



Reviews

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 27th January 2007
That is another great story, Patterjack, and I got cold just reading it. No coat or gloves on a snowy day, but he thinks the colonials are weird for appreciating the snow. Gee. 
 
I have given up being honest about the weather here. Once in a while I do lose it and comment that I am one of those people they're talking about when they say it takes all kinds to make a world, but for the most part I just say that yes, it is dreadful/terrible/nasty/funny weather. 'Awful weather, isn't it?' I have come to realize, is not a real question, but part of a formulaic exchange. The correct answer is 'Isn't it just?' and not 'Well, no, not for me it isn't, I actually like this.'

Written by Phil (6845 comments posted) 28th January 2007
Weird Yorkshire men, never. (Excepting those from Harrogate - which is actually a misplaced Essex town.) 
 
I can't remember the last time we had 'proper snow' over here in Lancashire. Perhaps it's all this global warming. 
 
Enjoyed this Brian. I just hope by some freak of chance that your intrepid cyclist is a GW member and reads this. He may even remember the incident. 
 
Phil.

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3450 comments posted) 29th January 2007
If this guy had a cap and waistcoat I think he was a bit overdressed for a yorkshire man. I've seen them brushing the snow of their sleeveless T shirts and looking surprised if you comment on the cold.We have a saying "No sense no feeling" 
His comment about the "wayther" reminded me of my uncle in Ireland coming to visit us ignoring the howling gale and soaked to the skin commenting "Tis a bit soft today" 
Anyway back at the ranch- I enjoyed this as much as the first one; you do tell a good tale with all the colourful details I was shivering in sympathy 
cheers 
J

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