An insight to when the novelty wears off after the big white wedding.

Every girl they have a dream
to have a huge white wedding
go on honeymoon as well
and bonk on satin bedding

Well everything is great at first
and sex is so fantastic
then the novelty wears off
and girls resort to plastic

Back at home it's once a month
and he will have a fling
the bride she can't remember when
her bra strap last went ping

So the moral of this poem is
all brides get in the habit
always keep quite close to hand
your darling rampant rabbit