A light hearted joke between two best friends.

Good friends will always stand by you
and never judge the things you do
good friends are worth their weight in gold
and still be there when you are old.

Good friends are there to understand
and if you need an helping hand
pick up the phone and they'll be there
good friends will sympathise and share

Good friends will always think of you
to stop you feeling sad and blue
they're there for you each waking day
good friends make problems go away

So if you have a special friend
here's a message you should send
My friend you have a special heart
so please stop dressing as a tart.