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Supermarket
By Talisker
06 February 2007
Spam?
How poor I am!

Bleach?
From loo to beach!

Shake ‘n’ vac?
Asthma attack!

Baked beans?
Farty jeans!

Condoms?
Water bombs!

Lucozade
Yak like Jade!

Bag for life?
Errr…The wife?

Checkout!
The tits on that!

“Would you like a little hand to pack?”
“No, I’ve two inside my dirty mac!”

Oli 06/02/07

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Written by Marybarry (237 comments posted) 6th February 2007
I hate supermarkets, sOOOOO I loved this ditty!. 
patricia

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3362 comments posted) 6th February 2007
Baking potata 
Supermarket hater 
 
Fat free fromage fraiche 
is that what you trying to say? 
cheers 
J

Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 6th February 2007
Penultimate couplet made me guffaw. Will I ever grow up? Hope not. 
 
Enjoyed this immensely. 
 
Phil.

Written by ellipinnock (1753 comments posted) 6th February 2007
Come back to this three times now - beginning to feel like I've been taking something at least mildly hallucinogenic. 
 
Liked it in a perverse way...the bleach one threw me a little but I enjoyed the rest. 
 
Elli 
 
ps. I think you should add Jane's tcouplet to the list! :grin

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