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By Phil
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11 February 2007 |
Just a quickie.
Politicians, don't you just love them? Pot smoking David Cameron, the youthful looking Tory leader, today claimed that if elected he’d lead the country into the ‘third age.’ When asked what this meant, he replied: ‘Well man, you know, love, peace and sharing. Like, right on man. Property is theft, right? Peace man.’ Pulling on an over-sized caftan, Cameron left the press conference saying the press were welcome to come and film him cook Sunday dinner: space cake.
Spokesman for the conservative party, Sir Secret Bender stated: ‘If that bastard’s not sacked by tea-time, I’ll send my children to the local comprehensive.’
Meanwhile, beleaguered Prime Minister – Tony Blair and Home Secretary – John Reid, were spotted in the New Forest with The Observer Book of Fungi. Eye witness reports claim that at one point Mr Blair asked John Reid to wear his handkerchief on his head while he practiced a short speech: ‘Peace man, I mean Osama. Chill out dude; here have some soup. Share the love.’
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Written by Marybarry (237 comments posted) 11th February 2007 | Into the third world more likely.
Is space soup a drug?? I imagine so.
Loved it.
Following notnews: Blair dies after eating the wrong fungus? trinny
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Written by wattle (117 comments posted) 11th February 2007 | | Why Mr Phil, you write this way to well to have been an observer. They say if you can remember the 60s you weren’t really 'there'. – Ha – Thank you :f :f :f |
Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 11th February 2007 | I haven't really been following this, but isn't Cameron the fellow who refuses to state whether or not he has smoked grass?
What is it with these people just begging to be lied to? At least this man hasn't said anything as daft as 'Yes, but I didn't inhale' yet. I'll give him that. Who in the world cares one way or another?
Funny piece, Phil. Oops -- I meant funny peace. | Hi Phil
Written by jean.day (2279 comments posted) 12th February 2007 | | Enjoyed this. I agree that David Cameron couldn't make his drug taking more clear than he has by his continual denials to talk about it. I don't think anybody is going to eject him as party leader for having the odd bit of grass, but lying and avoiding the truth are not good characteristics in a polititian - although they do seem pretty common. |
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 12th February 2007 |
One could be forgiven for thinking you have intimate knowledge of the kind of lanuage one uses when stoned here Mr. Phil??
Nice little take on a 'story' that's been blown out of proportion, as per usual. I'd be more concerned about his appetite for Mrs. Brown's kitchen window than a bit of wacky bacca.
Cheers
G. |
Written by AtticMan ( comments posted) 12th February 2007 | | The more I read this the funnier it gets. Liked the way you structured it with the Sir Secret Bender quote in the middle. | Nice one Phil!
Written by Talisker (1326 comments posted) 13th February 2007 | Loved the image of Blair and Reid searching for magic mushies in the forest.
With some of their wacko policies you could be forgiven for thinking they've been on them for years!
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Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3351 comments posted) 13th February 2007 | Well, as you point out,Cameron obviously did inhale. A real fun packed shortie. I suppose acid flashbacks are the only real answer for some of Reids crazy policies. He's in danger of taking over from Prezza as my hate object
Nice one
J |
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