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Flabulous!
Written by Talisker (1300 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
I think this is just great! Hilarious!
Me.  |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3136 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
Wow, a Scots bug indulging in foreplay; rather than kill him off he could give instuctional talks to groups of Scotsmen. No offence.
A very weird mixture of plasibilty and surreal nonsense.
That websites had a million hits already
cheers
J |
poor sods!
Written by fellpony (1507 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
"the coronary comes on even earlier, usually during the foreplay stage"
AWWW - followed by "cackle cackle"
love the idea. when's it going to be commercially developed? |
I wanna be slim.
Written by Marybarry (237 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
Please Email me the name of the clinic. My computer is playing up.Fattybarry.
LOVED IT. |
Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
I'm in! Actually, I'm amazed someone hasn't tried fat-eating bugs already. I think the only problem would be to keep them from eating up the fat in places where you actually wanted it.
Great idea, and very funny, Oli. |
Written by Phil (6388 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
Enjoyed this Oli. Could do with a few of the fat chewing little beasties myself. Two stones on in four months of non-smoking.
Poor buggers never even get to shag. What would the anti cruelty lot say?
Phil.
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Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 13th February 2007 |
Well he's certainly done his market research and aimed at the copious amount of lard buckets up north.
Aren't fatso's funny? Seems they're the only ones we normal people can still take the piss out of without risking a lawsuit.
Cheers
G |
Written by woody44 (761 comments posted) 14th February 2007 |
Didn`t I see this one being pitched on Dragon`s Den the other night? Great idea Oli.
happy writing
Woody |
Old news.
Written by Marybarry (237 comments posted) 18th February 2007 |
Talisker,
your story is old news. Today I read in Focus,
A man can lose a kilo in 40 years of farting!!
It takes a woman 80 years to lose the same weight.?
That, according to Focus, is because women fart half as much as men!!!
Facit..All you fatties out there START FARTING.
I'm trying beabs and breadsoda to speed up the process.
Patricia |
Written by Marybarry (237 comments posted) 18th February 2007 |
Above should read BEANS.
The gas is going to my head.
Help I'm loosing cerebral matter.  |
Chewin' the fat
Written by coosh (822 comments posted) 22nd February 2007 |
| I agree with Talisker above - hilarious. I thought at one point you were going to reveal it was Gorgeous George himself - particularly liked the "clever bit" - mark my words, there'll be a few weegie takers... |
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