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Talking backside to land plum job. (Slow news day filler)
Written by Phil
03 March 2007
Just a cheap bum joke.
Please don't think I'd ever vote Tory.

Talking backside to land plum job.

Bernie the talking backside today announced he’d be running for the leadership of the Labour Party.

He stated, ‘Our party has a long tradition of leaders who talk through their arse. If elected I promise to uphold this custom.'

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Written by coosh (1156 comments posted) 4th March 2007
I couldn't help feeling that someone like Viz must have already done this, but I don't think that's the case. OK, Harry Enfield/Paul Whitehouse, etc., have exploited a fair few characters talking bollocks - but not an actual cartoon arse. The scenarios would be endless... current affairs, fashion, diet, motoring.... er- reviewing.

Written by coosh (1156 comments posted) 4th March 2007
...colonic irrigation...

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (5077 comments posted) 5th March 2007
Nothing wrong with a bum joke,Phil, some comedians have built a whole career on them. 
It's a great concept too,a talking bum. I think Spitting Image might have done something on that line. 
I remember a Boy George Joke where he says to some celebrity "Hey how's your bum" and the other says "Oh shut up" and Boy George says "So's mine it must be the cold" [they don't improve with age] 
cheers 
J

Written by givitsum ( comments posted) 7th March 2007
Touche! Reminds me of Tommy And His Magic Arse.  
 
Chortle, chortle. 
 
G.

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