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| By Harrywilo | ||||||||
| 12 March 2007 | ||||||||
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Hmm. My 'Short Short Stories' didn't go down too well; these fake endings are similar, but i do, personally think, they are better. You will only understand the penultimate ending, if you have seen the Hitchcock film Vertigo...i really didn't understand that ending... ...and as the vicar pulled the bloodstained knife out Winnie the Pooh's chest, he gently said to Snow White, with a shrug of his shoulders: "That's the way the cookie crumbles." THE END ...and so, human beings became extinct and platypus-kind took control of the Earth. THE END The penguin, Dave the dog and little Dennis never spoke of that night in the brothel again. THE END So the US of A saved the world, single handedly, again; god bless them. THE END Tony and George lived happily ever after. THE END ...and they lived happily ever after...well, until the pressure of twenty years more life and having three children made Jill look worse for the wear, forcing Roger to have an affair, which subsequently led to their divorce and Roger becoming HIV positive. THE END James and Kim were suddenly startled by the nun, who quietly appeared from the shadows, at the top of the bell tower; "I heard voices," she said, flatly, which made Kim scream and stumble back, falling over the edge of the tower to her death. "What was that all about?" James asked, a frown on his face. THE END George gave a cheesy smile and said to the children; "So, kids; the moral of the story is, if you can't beat them...cheat." THE END
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