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Comedy
Druids 1
By Dromedary
03 July 2005
The first of a series of short sketches I wrote a while back about a group of Druids. I can't quite bring myself to trust that they're as funny as they seem in my head, though.

Four Druids Stand in hte middle of a smaller version of stone henge there is a small cave in the background
Druid 1: At last, finished!
Druid 2: Fantastic...what is it
Druid 1: What the bloody hell do you mean? It's a henge
(Enter Resident)
Reesitdent: Oi! What's this then?
Druid 1: It's a henge, it's a bloody henge
Resident: What's a henge?
Druid 2: I just asked that
Druid 1: Shut up
Resident: Well, whatever it is, you can't have it here. I live here
Druid 1: What can you do about it?
Resident: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your henge down! (Starts blowing strongly towards the henge)
(Fade to black for a couple of seconds, the sound of blowing still audable then come back up. Resident is now huncehd over and gasping for breath)
Resident: Damn stone. I'll be back!(Exit)
Druid 1: Well I suppose we should find a use for it then

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hilarious
Written by kevinrobson73 (371 comments posted) 3rd July 2005
thank you for sharing

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