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Laughter over the years .
By patterjack
19 March 2007
Laughter  over  the  years

Despite what I  have seen  and   learned  over  my  seventy-seven ( seventy-eight  next  month  if  I  make  it  ) years  of  existence    I  still  have   a  bit  of a  sense  of  humour  , and a  random  memory   resulting  from a  quote  I made  to  my  wife  this  morning has  brought  me  to  thinking  of   what  I  have  been  laughing  at   for   most  of  those  years.

My  earliest  memory  of  a pictorial  cartoon   is of  one I saw  in  The  Women's  Weekly   a  magazine  purchased   by  my  grandmother   ,  devoted  mostly  to  domestic  articles ,  recipes   and  so  on.

The  cartoon  was  of  an  elegantly  dressed  mouse , in striped  morning   trousers  ,  cutaway  coat  and   cane  ,  examining  through a  monocle   a  large  portrait of a  piece  of  Swiss  cheese  ,  and  exclaiming

 What  execrable   taste !

At  about   five  years  old  I  did  not really know  what  execrable  meant  --  but  the  word  is  still  with  me  ,  and  so  is  the  quote .

From  the  same  period  comes  the  memory  of   two  Inuit sitting  in  front  of a  beached  whale   and  one  saying :

The  trouble  with  this  is  it's  like   salted  peanuts  ,  once  you  start you  can't  stop .

And  the  last  of   that   time  ;   a  non-captioned  one    of  a  woman  with  an  elaborately patterned   dress   arriving  at a  party  to  find  that  the   hostess's  table   cloth  is  the  same  material.

What  that   says  about  my  personal   development  of  the  time I  hesitate  to  think , but  my sense  of  humour  has   widened  , though   mostly  concentrating  on  the  verbal.

Over  the  war  years  I  learned  to  love  some  of  the  BBC  radio  shows  ,  which  of  course  were    very  verbally  oriented .   I  won't  list  them ,  except  for  the  master Spike  Milligan .

Since  then  a  few  quotable     cartoon captions  have  really  stayed  with  me  --

An  18th  century   innkeeper pointing  to a  musketeer  in  a  far  room  and  saying to  the  abigail  :

See  what  duBois  in  the  back  room  will  have .

and  a  Persian  poet   with a  houri  beside  him   together  with a  book  and  a  jug  of  wine   ,  saying :

Pass  the  thou !     

That  situation  never  happened  for  me  , alas   ,  but  I  have  used  the quote  often.

I  have thrown  out quite ridiculous   sentences  and  phrases   ,  sometimes   relevantly   ,  into  conversations   --  one  I  picked  up  at  about  fifteen    from a  humorous  piece   by  ,  I  think  ,   someone  called   Campbell  :

My  name  is  Stuffleigh Worthington  ,  great  white  hunter  .  I  walk  like  this  because I have  contraband  elephant  tusks   down  the  legs  of  my  trousers  .

Some  cartoons   can  be  quite  grim  --  one  cartoonist  whose  name  I  have  forgotten drew   sexless  nudes  involved  in  everyday  situations  : 

a head  with  attached  feet  walking  down a crowded  pavement   saying :

Everything  looks  so  different  today   .  

Another   by  the  same author  with  two  monsters ,  a  pole  on  their  shoulders   with a  man  strapped  to  it   having   a  noose  round  his  neck  , while  the  lead  monster  is  turning  to  say  :

Where   to  ,  bud  ? 

Ronald Searle  has  always  been a  favourite .   He  produced  a  series  on  an  art  gallery  that  remain  vivid  in  my  memory .

Artist   covered  with  spots  in  front  of  a pointilliste  painting   :   It's  just  in  the  blood .

Elegant   gent  leaning  confidentially  to  lady   :  Hang  around  ,  there'll  be  sherry  later .

A  very  northern  English  pair  --  We  don't  know  much  about  art ,  but  .....

Dowdy lady teacher  with a  gaggle   of  St Trinian  type  schoolgirls   :

Look  at  the  rhythm  girls   ,  just  like  in  music   ,  pom  pompitty  pom  .....

But  my  all  time  favourite  is a  simple  court  room  setting   , everybody  leaning   forward  listening  to  the  private  eye  in  the  dock  as  he  recounts  :

Outside  the  night  was  warmin' up  ,  but  it  didn't  want   any  part  o'  me  .  So  I took  out  my  little  black  book  and  decided  to  do  some  quail  hunting  .  Just  then  the  door  opens  and  in  steps a  dame dressed  in  a  gold  lame  dress  and  with enough  ice  to  chill  a  magnum  of  the  stuff.

She pulls a  little   item  out of  her  bag  and  says : 

All  right  Clarence !  Where's  Nick  Scarlatti ?  

I dunno ,  I  says  ,  and  my  name  ain't  Clarence. 

Your  name 'll  be  mud  if  you  don't  tell  me  where  to find Scarlatti  she  says  .

Stow  the  pepper-shaker  Liebchen  ,  I says ,   sidling  close  enough  to  feel  two  kinds  of  heat  ......

That   sort   of  thing may  be a  reason  why  I  like  Joyce's  Oxen  of the   Sun  episode   in  Ulysses  and  all  Finnegans  Wake .

Funny after  all   is  where  you  find  it  and  we  odd  ones  find  it  in  odd   places. 

Reviews

Written by ellipinnock (1790 comments posted) 19th March 2007
I can be a bit thick when it comes to cartoons and am often found poring over the paper intently in an attempt to work out what the point of it all is. However, I do enjoy them very much when I get there. 
 
There are some crackers in here - enjoyed it very much. Mind you I'm not sure whether observing cartoons in womens weekly age 5 is more impressive or the fact that you remember it 72 years on! 
 
Mind you, I thought the last line the funniest part :grin  
 
Elli
Honest to god Elli
Written by patterjack (1435 comments posted) 19th March 2007
it was all part of staoying at my grannies -- and it is now part of my anecdotage  
 
patterjack

Written by coosh (923 comments posted) 19th March 2007
Thoroughly enjoyed, patterjack. The "over the years" angle was great - coupled with some of your asides - in particular how the situation of the Persian poet had "never happened to you, alas!!". Always like good quirky stuff - and it's funny what sticks in your memory - I remember the American comedian Steven Wright used to recount this story about a little boy who discovers his toy won't work because the batteries have been inserted incorrectly. When he sees his father lying motionless in a coffin, he suggests to his mother that perhaps he's just been put in the wrong way round.  
 
How true is that
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3569 comments posted) 19th March 2007
"and we odd ones find it in odd places"  
I don't know what sparked this off,Brian but it was really a joyous piece. The comments and context you added made it more than a list of favourite humour. Ioften find it is the odd quirky stuff that reduces me to fits of laughter. I do love Steven Wright too and Emo Phillips. One joke that always made me laugh:- Two polar bears on a ice flow in barren wilderness and one says "It's funny, I keep thinking it's tuesday" I don't know why it makes me laugh but it does 
A great insight into your sense of humour 
J
Anything for a giggle
Written by patterjack (1435 comments posted) 19th March 2007
Thanks Coosh and Jane. I thought it time to get in a small prose piece again , and the memories helped to alleviate a little of my present physical pangs . 
 
I thought it best not to push in too much Joyce -- but two quotes from his work have actually had an effect on my life ! : 
 
By the Lord Harry , green is the grass that grows on the ground ( a papal bull ! ) and  
 
Upjock and hockums the three of Willingdone's 's soldiers who saw HCE doing something naughty in Phoenix Park. 
 
patterjack 
 

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 20th March 2007
My favorite are the Inuit and the whale, and the lady with the tablecloth material dress. I'm amazed that's never happened to me, come to think of it.  
 
And I have never heard of Steven Wright, and me an American, too. Who is he, and when was he popular? How could I miss him?  
 
Speaking of cartoons, have you ever seen Calvin and Hobbes? That is my all-time favorite . . . 
 
Much enjoyed!

Written by Phil (6963 comments posted) 22nd March 2007
Enjoyed this Brian. Odd what we find funny, but only natural we want to laugh and enjoy. Joy can be found in the most unexpected of places - and now I sound like an evangelist. 
 
Good stuff. As with all your prose - smoothly written. 
 
Phil

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