The same henge, the same druids standing around it
Druid 3: Steve, I've had an idea for the henge
Steve [Druid 1]: oh yes?
Druid 3: If we just leave it for millions of years, we can confuse all the historians in the future 
Steve: What's a historian?
Druid 3: someone who looks back at things in the past and...
Steve: Chronological peeping Toms?
Druid 3:...sort of...
Steve: We're being watched from the future! Perverts! Stalkers! They can prove nothing!
Druid 3: (resigned)...Just forget it
(enter Resident who is wearing an ill fitting Druid-robe)
Resident: Guys, it's me, Brian
Brian: But I'M Brian
Steve: Brian, shut up. Brian is trying to tell us something
Resident: I've just spoken to head office...
Druid 3: We have a head office?
Resident: Of course, how else do we make important descisions?
Druid 3: I thought Steve just bossed us about
Resident: Well they say we have to dismantle this thing
Steve: (agitated) Thing? THING? It's a henge damnit
Resident: Yeah, we've got to take apart the henge
Steve: (shouting) NEVER! (stroppy) I don't like new Brian
Brian: Yeah, I'm the best! (Rapping) I'm Brian, yes I'm the real Brian. All you other Brians are just imitating (pause)-ian. So wont the real Brian please stand up. Please stand up.
Steve: You are standing up, Brian
(fade)