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My Favourite Things
By wltshr
02 April 2007

I know it's in the wrong place, and I know it's not a script but...

it's all BrianRobertNeal's fault with his alternative Gilbert & Sullivan.



 

Embarrassing itches and intimate rashes,
Plucking stray hairs from your nose and eye-lashes,
Loosening bolts on the playground swings,
These are a few of my favourite things,
 

A river, a weight, and a sack full of puppies,
A juggernaut crushing a Porsche full of yuppies,
Terrified children all tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.


When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling bad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel, so mad.

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Written by Lizzy (803 comments posted) 2nd April 2007
Very funny. 
You've got me singing the original words now I'll be demented by the end of the evening. Maybe I'll try to learn your alternative to alleviate the madness! 
Lizzy
Watto Wilty
Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 2nd April 2007
A tale of two forums no less. Somewhere on this thread long ago there was a favourite things group effort. 
 
Brian
Apologies - in advance
Written by wltshr (316 comments posted) 3rd April 2007
I merely tried to write something as twisted and as perverted as I could imagine. I apologise in advance to anyone who is upset by this. It was simply a mental exercise. 
 
Wltshr

Written by TomtomKent (33 comments posted) 14th April 2007
Now to break into the projection booth for the next "Sing Along with the Sound of Music" tour and change the subtitles... Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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