[Maria:]
High on a hill was a lonely goat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

Such elevation made for quite a haute turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Folks were relieved by this so remote turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

Such was the whiff of this lonely goat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

[the Children:]
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

[Maria:]
If, full of fibre you might float turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

[Kurt:]
Then, for a flea you could be a boat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

[the Children:]
In a couple of days you may start to bloat turd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

[Maria:]
Given a week you will wear a fur coat turd

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

[Maria and the Children:]
Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay

[the Children:]
HOO!