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M&S

By Talisker

04 April 2007

M&S S&M ???

Crimson nipples twisted

With golden crocodile clips

Meaty ankles hung

From airy rafters

Plump, juicy butt

Self-whipped

With floribunda rose stems

This isn’t just sadism

This is masochistic sadism

Oli 04/04/07

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Written by Phil (6688 comments posted) 4th April 2007

I used to know a joke about C&A. Too rude for this gentle forum. Do you get C&A in Scotland? I've never seen it there. It's a down market clothes shop. One up on Primark, one (at least) down on everything else.

An accurate lampoon of that oh so irritating advert. I like crimson nipples, but I'm not sure M&S would sanction meaty ankles.

Good fun. I've not got the bottle for masochistic sadism - or the contacts!

Enjoyed.

Phil

Written by Signa (66 comments posted) 4th April 2007

Ha ha !

They were asking for it.

Written by coosh (854 comments posted) 5th April 2007

Fantastic idea, Oli, with some great images. Obviously when you perform it down the Armadillo, the background music will heighten the atmosphere. If they throw in a seafood risotto, sign me up for a loyalty card.

Phil, I have both, but do you attach the contacts to the bottle before or after inserting?

M&S
Written by CliffBowes (176 comments posted) 5th April 2007

The advert really grates on me so I am glad to see it lampooned in such a great way.
The "floribunda rose stems" make a change from the "perfumed boot laces" we had last month.

SM
Written by fellpony (1603 comments posted) 5th April 2007

happen to be my initials, so I feel a touch proprietorial about them :upset

however, the ad is immensely irritating (ie memorable?) and the piss-take is accurately observed :grin

when are you going to do one on the M&S clothes ad, which my husband refers to as "his girls"?

*giggle*
Written by no1butClo (337 comments posted) 6th April 2007

Nicely done. I would show this to my sister to stop her taking the mick out of the advert...but she's 13, so that may not be such a good plan...

nice work
clo

Written by maipenrai (783 comments posted) 8th April 2007

good un

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