We do our best around here to give you what you ask for. Really, we do. Look, what do you want - blood?! I digress. But for those of you using the excellent and completely free Firefox web browser (which I wouldn't now swap for two boxes of my old Internet Explorer), there's a couple of addons you can grab for yourself which may make your experience here (and elsewhere) more pleasurable.

The first is Spellbound, which is a spellcheck facility for text entered into webforms (such as our Create a New work form). Tht shud hlep u wiv spelg. The second is Scribe, which allows you to open and save your form entries (i.e. your work) as local text files - even as you type. You never again need to worry about losing that magnum opus to your dicky modem.

Spellbound and Scribe (require Mozilla Firefox)