WARNING:

This computer uses 240v Electricity.
Do not open the case while operating.
Do not cut any leads while live.
Do not Ingest this computer.
Do not use this computer in the bath.
Do not use this computer in the shower.
Do not use this computer in the swimming pool.
Do not microwave cook this computer.
This computer should not be put in your ear.
This computer is not a hat.
Do not use this computer while driving.
This computer is not designed for use in traffic.
This computer is not inteded for use as formal wear.
This computer should not be used for prolonged periods with out rest.
If this computer tells you to kill anyone, seek medical attention.
Do not use this computer as a hammer.
The Disc Drive should not be used as drinks tray.
Do not pour liquids in the computer.
Do not pour more liquids into the computer to clean out spilt liquids.
This computer is not a home for animals.
Children should not use this computer unsupervised.
Should software warnings appear, please read them.
Please note that hitting the computer does not remove software warnings.
If in doubt please call our support line.
Please note that our support line staff are not psychic.
Neither can they see the nature the of the problem from where they are sitting.
You may need to supply the TYPE of computer to the call centre. Please note that this refers to the model number, not the colour of the box it came in.

Thankyou.