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Comedy
Druids 4
By Dromedary
13 July 2005
The fourth druid sketch


The same henge, with the same druids. There is now a stone slab in the middle of it
Druid 4: Why have we already bought a table for it? We don't even know what it is yet
Druid 1: It's a henge
Druid 4: What's it for?
Druid 1: Hengey things
Brian: You know, we should get some coffee table books for this
Druid 3: We'd need an alphabet first
Brian: Damn
(Enter Resident who is carrying a bomb)
Resident: Hah! Now I'm going to get rid of you once and for all
Druid 4: What's he got there?
Resident: It's a bomb!
Druid 3: Where do you get explosives from in this day and age?
(Resident throws the bomb towards the druids in the henge. It is caught by DRUID 1)
Druid 1: I caught it! I rule
Druid 4: Steve, get rid of it!
(Druid 1 throws the bomb towards the cave. Once it hits, fade to black and play an explosion sound effect. Come back up and the cave is now gone)
Resident: My house! Bastards!
(fade)

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you're deranged
Written by kevinrobson73 (434 comments posted) 13th July 2005
well done 

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