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Naked women
By Fledermaus
18 April 2007
Like English, Dutch has two words for the uncovered body. I still don't know what the correct translation of each one is, but I supose that 'bloot' is translated as 'naked', while 'naakt' is translated as 'nude', inspite of an etymological connection between 'naakt' and 'naked'.
Recently a radical protestant party sued an underwear retailer in the Netherlands over a billboard depicting a scarcely dressed woman and I heard a 'third wave' of feminism is going to launch a campaign against the woman as a 'sexy object'.
Somehow I wonder: Why do these two groups immediately link nakedness to the act of reproduction? Who has the dirty mind here?

Somehow people who themselves don't photograph, paint or sculpture seem to have strange views about the bare human body. They wonder what goes on behind the closed doors of a studio and have all kinds of wild fantasies. Not even the Freemasons or Opus Dei are as mysterious as those people who stare so shamelessly at breasts and arses.
Men often seem to get excited at the idea of a naked woman, while they are repulsed at the thought of a naked man. Many women meanwhile applaud the esthetics of nudes, unless of course they are feminists...

Let me disappoint them. There is nothing glamorous or exciting about a naked model. It's just an object, not a sexy one, but just a thing, a collection of  bones and muscles, skin and fat. There may be an occasional wrinkle to help the begining painter along and some may have unexpected fat or moles, but over all they are rather boring. They are well paid for doing nothing, but in return they can expect that however beautiful they are, no-one cares about who they are. They could just as well have been carved out of marble, for they evoke no emotion whatsoever in the artist. Nor should they!

I realy don't see why people make such a fuss over models lacking clothes. It just makes them easier to draw. A nice way to start off if one doesn't have a clear view of anatomy yet, but not very challenging. I rather have them dressed, as I like stripes which add depth to a two dimensional image, folds which accentuate curves and shiny materials which reflect the light. Naked people are rather uninteresting, as the fabric is the same everywhere and the anatomy hardly ever surprises.

People are obsessed with Venus' boobs, Apollo's chest and the muscles of Rodin's thinker, but what struck me way more was a picture from the a film, where the main character watches statues. I'm not sure if I saw it correctly, but I think one of the statues depicted a woman wearing a semi-transparant veil. A veil out of stone! Now that's way more interesting than the best carved boobs or arses. How can one make marble look transparant? I guess that while the religious fanatics and feminists stare at the images of naked girls I am going to ponder over veils, as I have seen enough nudes already.

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Written by BrianRobertNeal (1195 comments posted) 18th April 2007
"Nothing is without thinking making it so", 
 
can't remember who I'm quoting. 
 
Footnote-Early man was very graphic and this continued through to at least the Romans. At some time female Pudenda was hidden away. I often wonder why? 
 
(Boops should be Boobs, in English anyway) 
 
Brian 
 

Written by Fledermaus (3306 comments posted) 18th April 2007
Thanks Brian. I corrected the 'boobs' ;) 
Somehow I think the more things are considered forbidden, the more people seem to be attracted to them. It makes me wonder what goes on in the minds of those religious fanatics and feminists. They see a naked woman and immediately they think about sex. And then they project that attitude upon more liberal people (in the case of the religious guys) or men (in the case of the feminists). 
It somehow reminds me of this vicar who claimed Spongebob was gay. What sick mind bothers about a cartoon sponge's sexual orientation???

Written by Witzl (1585 comments posted) 18th April 2007
A well-argued piece, Fledermaus, but I don't think it is sick to speculate on the sexual orientation of a cartoon character; if public figures can be outed, then so can comic book sponges.  
 
When I was an art student, I took several life drawing classes with nude models, and pardon me for saying this, but they were more than just muscles and bones. Sure, it wasn't as titillating as a lot of people who were not art students felt it was, but there was still a bit of an atmosphere of excitement -- a sort of 'Wow, look at that!' feeling to the class when the model disrobed. The weirdest thing that ever happened was when, one day, our model didn't show up and the teacher said 'I'll give the model's fee of $50 to whoever strips and replaces him.' The woman next to me said 'Sure, I'll do it,' and shed her clothes just like that. I was desperate to earn money back then, but he could've upped that $50 to $500 and I wouldn't have been able to do that.
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Written by johniebg (541 comments posted) 18th April 2007
I am not sure whether you had your tongue firmly in your cheek while writing this - I hope so. An interesting angle on an age old topic. 
 
As a male - which I assume you are, I would imagine that you would find one of the naked gender forms attractive as it is part of your human instincts and why our species has managed to survive over so many adversities. It is called sexual desire. Just because a nation stares at a semi naked women does not mean a female has been degraded or our morality has been impinged. It just mean that person is fortunate to look damn good in a bit of frilly cotton. Subverting our sexual feelings is likely to cause a lot more long term damage, as the army of perverts carefully nurtured by the catholic church would seem to demonstrate. 
 
There is loads I find to admire in the female form, whether clothed or unclothed - what a boring world it would be if this was not the case. It is what you do with those thoughts that matters. 
 
These marginal groups use such examples to raise their profile and fulfill their need to make mankind feel guilty either for their outdated belief's or the own sense of inadequacy. Which is rubbish.  
 

Written by Fledermaus (3306 comments posted) 18th April 2007
Thanks Witzl and Johnie. 
Witzl: I wouldn't do it either, as I'm rather prudish I, but I've never been very impressed or repulsed by any of the models. Perhaps it's also because after looking at them for a long time you're going to see the beauty in ugly people and the ugliness in beautiful people. I've never seen anyone who was perfect. 
 
Johnie: I'd certainly react differently if the person is a girl I fancy, but when drawing a model, I don't care if (s)he is attractive or not, male or female. And similarly people in advertisements don't impress me very much. Sure, some photographs of women are beautiful, but so are some photographs of cars, sceneries and flowers... 
If I'd see a girl I fancy I'm excited (even if she'd be wearing a thick coat), but if I'd see some moviestar or model nude on a billboard, I'd probably judge it on esthetic grounds alone. Maybe it's because of these drawing classes. It's hard to draw something if you'd be thinking about anything else than shades and colours.

Written by anorwegianwood (278 comments posted) 18th April 2007
I like this. It's an interesting and well-written perspective. Title's a good draw-in as well; I can't help but notice how many more hits this has gotten! 
 
~Claire

Written by Fledermaus (3306 comments posted) 19th April 2007
Thanks Claire, 
Indeed somehow titles mentioning certain subjects seem to draw attention. Sex is one, religion another and hey, this piece is about both, and meanwhile about neither ;)

Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 19th April 2007
Not much to add really - well discussed already. Interesting piece. For the record, there are loads more than two ways of saying you are naked in English.  
 
If I went to a live model art class I'd end up with a model with a body like mine knowing my luck. 
 
Phil

Written by Fledermaus (3306 comments posted) 20th April 2007
Thanks Phil. 
I think that English may have a few more words than Dutch for it. I'm going to check my dictionary ;) 
'bloot' = 'naked' or 'bare'. 
'naakt' = 'naked', 'bare' or 'nude'. 
So appearantly there isn't a one-to-one translation...

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