Just some thoughts on things that drive me crazy.  Top of the list are automated phone systems!

Well I always knew it would be hot here.
That was no surprise.
But I thought there's be a more human element;
Prongs, pitchforks, horns and bare bottoms,
That sort of thing.
But to be sat here for all eternity with the headphones on
Listening to responses.
Press one if you want to make an equiry.
Press two if you want to change your details,
And so on;
The list seems endless.
And press one hundred and twenty five if you want to hear the options all over again.
Yes, there is no doubt.
This is definately hell.