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| Fat is beautiful | |
| Written by arablethecrocket | ||||||||||
| 07 May 2007 | ||||||||||
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Fat is beautiful. Relax rejoice. No longer listen to that inner voice That says each time you feast, “Ooh you nasty wicked beast!” Fatties of the world unite, Yours alone has come the right To rise with resplendance fair, And raise your Mars bars in the air. To the chip shop and the take away. Let the slimmies rue the day They declared slim waistes far better Long the cause of your corsetted fetter. Down the do-nuts and sticky buns. Look at the slimmies the’re the ones Who wrapped in chains and misery Endure endless rounds of dietary. Tear those diet sheets apart, You knew all along, deep in your heart, That life had much more to offer Than lettuce leaves and carrot coffer. Weight watchers of the world beware! The time has gone when once you were The scrutinous eye of society, Straining to observe with noteriety, The tell tall bulges above waiste bands, The squelchy thighs and podgy hands Yes your number’s on the wall! Fatties now have conquered all, And all that once was restrained, Held elasticated and pained, Is now set free, released to swell, Listening not to words that tell Of conforming standards to adopt, Of what to eat and then what not. Souls set free from constant muddle, Find deserving kin with more to cuddle. Hearts fast bound in guilt confliction, Find delight in gourmet confection. Chips and chocolate once banned Find joy and cheer within the land Yes the time has at long last come, When fatties in blissful peace can rome, Can raise their heads without fear and doubt. And say peace at last, Then let it all hang out
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