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| The Great Phone Ad Conspiracy | |
| By Snodlander | ||||||
| 29 May 2007 | ||||||
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What if all the TV ads were by the same conglomerate? Lazy writer Tired of your old mobile phone? Megapixels letting you down? Can’t lay hands on the latest ringtone? Free texts and calls, just ten pounds down! Alone and bored, sat by your phone? By their phones sexy girls wait too. Premium rates will make them moan Sexy, naked, they wait for you. Oh eight nine five hogging your phone? No money left, you paid, it’s gone? Sweep them all into one big loan. And chat to brunette and to blonde. Brain fried and damaged by your phone? Bluetooth aliens talk to your mind? Our lawyers wait to hear your groan. No win, no fee. Your soul here signed.
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