Not so much a news flash - as flash news.
I await Jane's take on this one. Go on Jane - you haven't got much longer. By the end of July he'll gone.
‘Two Beds’ Prezza
Loveable deputy prime-minister, John Prescott, was admitted to hospital last night. Hospital managers have attempted to maintain a news blackout, but GW News has this from an anonymous source:
‘The lard arsed slob had to have two beds, one for each cheek.’
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Written by wattle (117 comments posted) 4th June 2007 |
| Phil you are so cruel. It doesn't pay to have big enemies in the top end of town. ----- Ha --- Thank you. |
Written by Janie (265 comments posted) 4th June 2007 |
 love it!! |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3445 comments posted) 4th June 2007 |
Blimey Phil, you're right. Only a month to go. I'll quite miss him, a bit like an old wart that finally gets removed.You just get used to it being there.
Thanks for reminding me and I loved the idea of two beds Prezza. I'm not sure I can better that
jane |
Written by Phil (6836 comments posted) 4th June 2007 |
Don't worry Jane, politics has a habit of throwing up characters that would otherwise be locked up frothing at the mouth and chewing the carpet.
Phil. |
Written by roy (3 comments posted) 4th June 2007 |
| I was at sea with him in the early sixties, what a pratt he turned out to be |
Written by woody44 (777 comments posted) 5th June 2007 |
Trouble is Phil we `writers` will miss the totally unPc slob. Who can we campaign for to take his place do you think?..Nice piece.
Woody
PS I`ve heard he`s been offered a position on the Board of Andrex... |
Written by Phil (6836 comments posted) 5th June 2007 |
| He'd need the whole board! |
Written by roy (3 comments posted) 6th June 2007 |
| We should have a collection and send him a pork pie or twenty |
Written by wltshr (341 comments posted) 8th June 2007 |
He'll do anything to get the waiting list figures down. Feeling ill and a hospital bed the same day? New labour have at last fulfilled the miracle in the NHs that they promised.
Best
Wltshr |
Written by wltshr (341 comments posted) 8th June 2007 |
He'll do anything to get the waiting list figures down. Feeling ill and a hospital bed the same day? New labour have at last fulfilled the miracle in the NHS that they promised.
Best
Wltshr |
Nad one presumes...
Written by Talisker (1328 comments posted) 12th June 2007 |
Two JAGS again - one in each arse cheek!
Double bed-blocking shocker!
Good irreverant fun,
Oli |
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