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Down with the Nanny State
By roy
06 June 2007
One for Stevetroster

Down With The Nanny State

( The views of a grumpy old man)

I am now of the opinion, that the nanny state thinks we are fools

I have seen our society changing, I am staggered by some of the rules

No longer do we have the freedom to take risks after weighing the odds

When having considered the chances, put our fate in the lap of the gods


Banned are the daredevil heroes of which our great nation was proud

Adventure, thrill, exhilaration are simply no longer allowed.

Today it’s all stresses and traumas caused by the slightest mishap

Not by bombs, poverty or starvation but by insignificant crap


We must not get upset or worried or ever receive reprimand

Our lives must be like Mary Poppins or we will be mentally harmed

Yet before councillors were invented and you were confronted with strife

You didn’t start whinging and whining you simply got on with your life



Now it seems kids can’t play conkers, at school unless wearing specs

And firemen’s poles are a hazard, I wonder what they’ll think of next

All workers now have to have footwear that has steel built into the toes

Plus high visibility jackets worn over their normal work clothes


What with PC and human rights rubbish and constant advice on our food

We should tell all do-gooders to "Stuff it" up somewhere decidedly rude

How do they think we all managed before all this twaddle arrived

Through wars, poverty, depravation a hell of a lot still survived


Nobody made a commotion if a schoolteacher gave you the cane

You were cocidered a cissy if you couldn’t cope with the pain

Villains broke rocks up on Dartmoor and murderers paid with their lives

Fisticuffs settled a dispute for only a coward used knives


Hooligans given a birching, till their backsides were blooded and sore

It’s hard to look tough when you’re crying so very few went back for more

So don’t patronise me with this drivel, my generations not dense

We have learned how to roll with life’s punches by just using sound common sense


If we could just gaze in a crystal and the next fifty years we could glimpse

Then I for one feel pretty certain we will then have a nation of wimps

None of us need to be coddled, we don’t need it all on a plate

Let’s stand up to all these busybodies and jettison the nanny state


The result of this do-gooder nonsense is not very hard to detect

By the loss of respect for each other and virtually no self respect

Gone are the days of the nit-nurse, and gone is the headmasters cane

Is society better off for it?, well, perhaps we should all think again!.




Reviews

Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 6th June 2007
Quite right - mainly. I still (like one of your other pieces) can't swallow this whole. I think the problem for me is, it tars all with the same brush. There are some ridiculous laws out there, but some are pretty sensible. A vision of a nanny state can be quite personal. What about wearing helmets on motorcycles? What about seatbelts? Both rules that only effect the user - would you argue against those too? I think if this piece was put with more humour it would work better. Sorry - I always seem to have a pick at something in your stuff. Not personal - just a reaction. 
 
Phil
wicked!
Written by onlyhattie (9 comments posted) 8th June 2007
wow i really like this piece.  
So clever! and witty.  
V impressed.  
especially liked the beginning about putting our ft in the lap of the gods. very strong stuff here.  

Written by wltshr (314 comments posted) 8th June 2007
Good Stuff!  
 
Unlike Phil, I think that crash helmets for motorcyclists led to crash helmets for cyclists and will probably lead to crash helmets for pedestrians. 
 
Seat belts? Insist that all manufacturers insert them in their cars and educate the public. 
 
There are no thick kids anymore; they all have dyslexia, and all badly behaved kids, due mainly,I'm sure, to bad parenting, have ADHD. 
 
Give in to this rubbish? Not in my lifetime!!! 
 
Best 
 
Wltshr 
 
Thanks for the opprotunity
good one
Written by maipenrai (783 comments posted) 11th June 2007
got to agree with all you say.

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