1.    
Spiky seas came rushing in on corrugated sand.
Clouds and foam were smacked apart by Nature's mighty hand.
My head thrown back I cried to God, 'Should I live or die?'
When a seagull gave a gift to me, right in my bloody eye!

2.
I used to be thin and now I'm fat,
'Oh, I can be thin agin', I cried,
But when I tried, I knew I'd lied,
So I'm still fat, and that's that!

3.
If a man was any good at sex,
he'd never have to buy it.
The girls would line up, two by two,
Begging just to try it!

4.
If on your fortieth birthday,
you looked in the mirror and cried,
remember a glowing ember burns
long after the sweet young flames have died!


PS: I do know how to spell 'again', but 'agin' fits the verse