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Humphrey the discontented camel
By Phil
28 June 2007
Just a bit of fun.

I spit in ze face of you Breetish infidels.
You geeve me ze hump.
Sheeps of ze desert you say.
Sheets of the devil I reply.
I spit in ze face of you imperial infidels.

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Written by gshelme (152 comments posted) 28th June 2007
:grin is this the evil twin of my Humphrey? Made me lol

Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 28th June 2007
Second cousin I think!

Written by Fledermaus (3301 comments posted) 28th June 2007
Heheh... What camel wouldn't be annoyed by that? It reminds me of a song where some Italian 'want a shit on the bed' and 'want a fuck on the table' ;)
HI Phil
Written by jean.day (2283 comments posted) 29th June 2007
Good fun, this one. I remember Cassanova, the camel I rode on in Egypt was very into spitting into faces.

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