Just some stupid doodles. Fun verse, no more.
An unusual menagerie
Derrick the suicidal rabbit
If I see another bloody carrot
I don’t think I’ll resist.
If I see another bloody carrot
I’ll slit my furry wrists.
Trevor: OCDog
I’m an obsessive compulsive licker
Of testicles and bums.
I know I shouldn’t do it
But I’m lacking human thumbs.
To wipe my arse is not a choice,
I have to lick it clean.
But really I enjoy it
Though the taste is quite obscene.
Colin the dare devil exhedgehog
I was mad me. Car dodged for fun.
I spotted headlights in the distance and set off at a run.
I timed it right to dodge the wheels,
I loved my followers loving squeals,
I never failed, the race I’d win,
I’d never been splattered awfully thin.
- Until I tripped over my shoe laces.
Winifred the surreal antelope
Said Winifred to the lion,
‘Would you like to dance the foxtrot while I grill this year old trout?’
Said to the lion to the antelope,
‘Don’t be stupid darlin’. Just stand still while I rip yer throat out.’
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Written by fellpony (1507 comments posted) 28th June 2007 |
The last four lines of OCDog made me laugh out loud, you rotter Phil, showing up my funnybone like that.
Colin the daredevil ex-hedgehog could have a last couplet of
"imagine now the shock I feel -
Reliants have a middle wheel."
The last piece of verse didn't quite have the finesse of the other two  |
sorry
Written by fellpony (1507 comments posted) 28th June 2007 |
| make that the other "three" not two. Had my screen scrolled down to the review box ... |
Written by Phil (6388 comments posted) 28th June 2007 |
Buggeration, I was blundering around for a Reliant ending for Colin. Gave up.
Funny, I know the last lacks finesse, but I like it the most.
Thanks Sue. Glad they raised a smile.
Phil. |
Reliant
Written by fellpony (1507 comments posted) 28th June 2007 |
| is a terrible word to find a rhyme for: defiant? Giant? |
A Psycho Menagerie!
Written by TurboWolffe (94 comments posted) 28th June 2007 |
What a funny poem poem phil! The Rabbit part was exceptionally funny, and of course, the last four lines of OCDog.
HAHAHA!
-TurboWolffe |
Written by maipenrai (780 comments posted) 29th June 2007 |
great stuff mate, funny, liked them all.
bernie |
An unusual menagerie
Written by CliffBowes (176 comments posted) 29th June 2007 |
What a way to spend your time, whilst laid up with a leg in plaster- write verse like this, it must cheer you up immensly. It certainly cheered me up and othere too by the look of those reviews. I must say, I liked Trevor best, a most descriptive piece - and to think some folks encourage dogs to lick their hands and faces!
I hope your heel is healing up OK and you will soon be up and about again. I blame Thetis for the way she held you when she dipped you in the River Styx. |
Written by stevetroster (1398 comments posted) 29th June 2007 |
Winifred and Dog were my particular favourites.
'Said to the lion to the antelope.'
Said the lion to the antelope
A to too many I fear
But bugger it all, let's elope
I’ve always loved you, my deer.
Best wishes, now and always
Steve. |
Written by Talisker (1300 comments posted) 29th June 2007 |
Can only echo previous comments Phil - The Suicidal Rabbit is hilarious as is the OC Dog.
Great to see some humour in the Poetry forum - too rare a commodity I fear.
Oli |
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