Mahmood the schizophrenic polar bear.

A bi-polar bear named Mahmood
Used to fish in the sea in the nude.
‘Wasn’t me, it was I,’
He’d often reply
When quizzed of his hunting so rude.

Malcolm the deaf bat.

Malcolm the bat was as deaf as a stone,
Flying round in the dark was a journey unknown.
Out flying one night, while out for a bite,
He crashed in a cess pit and swallowed some shite.

Gordon the foul-mouthed cockerel

Gordon the cockerel was a pretty rude bird,
He crowed the fowlest words you’d ever heard.
Instead of the usual morning song
Gordon’s doodles were twisted and morally wrong.
When the sun rose on high in the beautiful sky:
‘Get out of bed you lazy sodding bastards,’ he’d cry.

Roberta the depressed Donkey

My ears are big and my teeth stick out,
I’m not sleek like a pony, just short and stout.
They call me names and think I won’t mind,
To call me an ass is not very kind.