Mario

Inferior hop,
Smash that turtle you red freak,
Watch the destruction

Pointless happiness,
Each jump could be your last one,
Never mind you'll live

Please why the slaughter?
Are you capable of love?
It's an endless quest

Yoshi

Dumb green animal,
Do you dream of freedom now?,
Do as commanded

Bowser

Why kidnap beauty?
Is your life that incomplete?
You can never win

Toad

Obedient slave,
Glazed eyes hide your endless pain,
Just nod politely

You can't see clearly,
Shroom induced euphoria,
So childish your ways

Power Star

Shiny oddity,
Shine that is all you're good for,
You are such a tool

B-bomb

Waddle and destroy,
Furious red or plain black,
The greatest soldier

Princess Peach

Wearing pink nylon,
Just bake another damn cake,
Helpless damsel bitch

King Boo

You live to scare things,
What a pointless existence,
All humans are scared

Chain Chomp

Chomp at your restraints,
You will never feel freedom,
Struggle bark and cry

Those Rabbit Things You See On The Third Floor

Hop hop hop hop hop,
No one knows the real you,
Hop hop hop hop hop

Luigi

Sick green cover-alls,
Futile is your middle name,
Your just pixels