The door to Fred's pub was thrown open, Brook marched in and sat herself down upon one of the barstools. Her sister looked up from the glasses she was cleaning.
T: " Bad mood?"
B: " Yes."
T: " You want to tell me about it?"
B: " I need something to drink first."
T: " A cup of ea?"
B: " Let's start off with a pint."

T: " Brook? Is it you, or is it your evil twin?"
B: " You're not half as evil as Chris' evil twin, believe me..."
T: " What about him then?"
B: " Well, unless he has an evil twin, which I sincerely doubt, I saw him with that Swedish girl in the Jumping Bean."
T: " Swedish girl? Oh you mean Kirsten? I thought she was German."
B: " Swedish, German, Danish, Congolese, who cares. I saw her with Chris."
T: " Maybe they're just friends? Or she's after some fresh gossip? I heard she got herself a collumn at the Town's Herald".
B: " If she's after gossip, she is creating that herself."
T: " Making it up you mean?"
B: " No, provoking it! They were holding hands and looking very much in love, Tanya. She is seducing him!"

T: " Can't blame her...
B: " Tanya!"
T: " Sorry, didn't mean it that way."
B: " That blonde bimbo, comes her from... Wherever she comes from and starts flirting with our..."
T: " Shhh."

The door was opened again and in walked Markus Andersson.
B: " Is that..."
T: " Uhuh. Seventeen, can't have beer if his sister is near."
B: " Bitch... Who does she think she is anyway?"