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Twelve Songs
By wltshr
23 July 2007

Sorry chaps! Absolutely no idea where to put this.

Staring out of the window at the rain. There are 12 songs hinted at in this exchange. A slice of kayak to the first person to name them all.


On the local news, here is what the people of Gloucester were saying today.

 

Cut to two old ladies being interviewed under an umbrella.

 

 “ It’s Dreadful, simply dreadful! We used to do the bonnet display at Easter but could never be sure of the weather. We had freak weather one year. It simply poured, but it wasn’t just clear water, it was coloured. Mauve it was!”

 

“I think it was a deeper colour than that. Anyway, we changed it to late July. We’ve been praying hard to allow the event to go off successfully”

 

“ It just makes me want to weep! I think I may be hydrophobic. I’ve had to stumble three miles, in my waders, to get here today. But I got here”

 

“I don’t mind it. It’s hail I can’t stand. The forecast is for hail on Tuesday.”

 

“Why do you care? You’re going on holiday.”

 

"As long as it stops raining before the end of August; that’s all I care about. But even if it doesn’t I’m going to the Costa del Sol. It hardly ever rains there.”

 

"Look Martha. It’s stopped. There’s the cathedral”

Reviews

Written by Phil (6635 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
??? I must be thick - couldn't find a single song! 
 
:? Bottom of the class. 
 
Phil.

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3295 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
OK, How about 
Easter Bonnet Rap.-Eminem 
No Sleep till Gloucester- Motorhead 
Smoke on the Water- Deep Mauve 
Whale meat again. Vera Lynn 
Martha's Cathedral.- By Sol Costa [now I'm guessing] 
cheers 
Jane 

Written by wltshr (300 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
I've gone for classic Rain related songs and strangely, Jane, although I liked your take on it, you got as many points as Phil. 
 
I thought it was so easy! 
 
Thanks for reading anyway, (it has no redeeming features at all now!) 
 
Best 
 
Wlsthr
Any Umber Ella's
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
Rain  
Purple rain  
The rain in Spain  
I can’t stand the rain 
Here comes the rain again 
Raindrops keep falling on me ‘ead. 
I can see clearly (now the rain has gone…) 
Ch-ch-ch-changes (of dates due to the rain) 
These boots are made for walking (in the rain!)  
 
Holiday in the sun. 
It's (not) raining men. 
 
Rain, rain, go away, come back another day.  
 
 

Written by wltshr (300 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
Well done Steve. 
 
Royaume Unis? Quatre points

Written by Livinginanattic (456 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
I thought of 'Dr Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain' but it seems I was wrong. Also, 'Might as well rain until September.' 
 
Ben

Written by wltshr (300 comments posted) 23rd July 2007
Hi Loftdweller 
 
You'll be pleased to know that 50% of your guesses are correct. But, sadly, only one point. 
 
No kayak for you! 
 
Wltshr

Written by woody44 (774 comments posted) 24th July 2007
Cryin` in the rain (Everley brothers) 
 
The sun ain`t gonna shine any more (Walker Brothers) Thought I`d just throw that one in..you know..cheer everyone up..  
 
Flowers in the rain (The Move) 
 
Nice brain-teaser Wltshr but I think I will have to go and lie down now. 
 
Roger

Written by wltshr (300 comments posted) 25th July 2007
Hi Woody 
 
Just the one I'm afraid. 
 
I can stand it no more; the answers are: 
 
On the local news, here is what the people of Gloucester were saying today.  
 
Cut to two old ladies being interviewed under an umbrella.  
 
“ It’s Dreadful, simply dreadful! We used to do the bonnet display at Easter but could never be sure of the weather. (Don’t rain on my parade) We had freak weather one year. It simply poured, (Stormy weather) but it wasn’t just clear water, it was coloured. Mauve it was!” (April showers (It isn’t raining rain you know, it’s raining violets)) 
 
“I think it was a deeper colour than that. (Purple rain) Anyway, we changed it to late July. We’ve been praying hard to allow the event to go off successfully”  
 
“ It just makes me want to weep! (Crying in the Rain) I think I may be hydrophobic. (I can’t stand the rain) I’ve had to stumble three miles, in my waders, to get here today. (Just walking in the rain) But I got here (I made it through the rain)”  
 
“I don’t mind it. It’s hail I can’t stand. The forecast is for hail on Tuesday.” (A hard rain’s gonna fall)  
 
“Why do you care? You’re going on holiday.”  
 
"As long as it stops raining before the end of August; (It may as well rain until September) that’s all I care about. But even if it doesn’t I’m going to the Costa del Sol. It hardly ever rains there.” (The rain in Spain) 
 
"Look Martha. It’s stopped. There’s the cathedral” (I can see clearly now) 
null(Don’t rain on my parade)null

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