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That's Life

By Seagull

26 July 2007

Just a thought to start the day.

Having a wife
can shorten your life
and kids don't help much either.
One has your money
The other your time
And all they do is mither!

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nice one
Written by fellpony (1507 comments posted) 26th July 2007

- funny too. But I have to put the record straight ... there's another side to this!

Thanks
Written by maipenrai (780 comments posted) 26th July 2007

put a

on my face
Bernie

Written by Phil (6393 comments posted) 26th July 2007

I'll just go slit my wrists now shall I?

Funny.

Phil

Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 26th July 2007

A man after my own heart. Watch out for BlondeBillyBremner; she doesn't take kindly to this sort of provocation..

Nice one.

Givitsum

Written by Livinginanattic (454 comments posted) 26th July 2007

Good fun! Made me chuckle.

Ben

Evil
Written by Fledermaus (3159 comments posted) 26th July 2007

A little mathematical proof a friend e-mailed me:

Girls = Time + Money
Time = Money, ergo Girls = Money^2
Money is the root of all evil, ergo Girls = sqrt Evil^2
Girls = Evil

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

Written by Fledermaus (3159 comments posted) 26th July 2007

Oops. Firs + should be x of course. I'm not much of a mathematician

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