In answer to Givitsum's question, yes, I am still knocking about, and I thought I would try something a bit different.
What do you think?
Harry and June were man and wife
They were wed way back during the war
The last time they both went out
Was when a bomb blew them both through the door.
They sat in the bar one Saturday night
She glanced at Harry, as his pint he supped
You haven’t spoken to me for months, she said
Well, said he, I don’t like to interrupt.
You never notice anything I do, she said.
Even when I laid there stark naked on the floor
I noticed that, he protested, lifting his glass
Your fanny hair ain’t been trimmed since 1974.
Well, she said, getting on her high horse
You in the buff, well, you ain’t all that
Your willy hanging there, pointing at your boots
I just wish sometimes it would point at your hat.
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Written by Seagull (174 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
It's good and it made me laugh but I can't help feeling you ladies are letting a little gentle banter get to you.
Seagull |
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
Thank you, Seagull. No, not in the least! I haven't written any poetry for a while, and thought I would try my hand at writing something a little different to my usual subject matter.  |
Written by givitsum (651 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
Sit back and beg for butter milk!
The lovely LunB! I never knew you had it in you. Well, you might have not had for a while, but thats another story.
Grand to see you dipping your bread in the poetry morgue, and joining in the fun & games. This looks like fun. BlondeBillyBobThornton should have known she'd get people going, so I will try and muck in, for old times sake.
Well done.
Givitsum |
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
| Thank you, Givitsum! Glad you liked it! |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3559 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
Genius, sheer bloody stonking genius
"The last time they both went out
Was when a bomb blew them both through the door".
Two of the best lines I have ever read on this site. absolutely hilarious. I'm so envious.
I'm starting up a petition to have this as Pick of the Week
What about it, mods? How can you refuse. Come on everybody back me. It's got to be PICK OF THE WEEK!!!
cheers
jane
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Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3559 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
I'm not joking I mean it. This has got to be Pick of the Week.
Jane |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3559 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
I've just checked and it isn't pick of teh Week yet. What on earth is happening? Get a move on people!
Jane |
hang on
Written by fellpony (1703 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
hang on, while I put me teeth back in. You can't trust them bombs.
Pretty please, I don't know how to make something Pick of the Week, so you'll have to ask the bomb disposal squad to run a barricade around the hole until Ed and nascent return. |
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
| Wow, thank you, Jane! What a fantastic compliment! I've never been Pick of the Week before (and probably never will be again!) |
Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
Really made me laugh with this Lyn. You should do smut more often!
Phil. |
Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
Got my vote for pick of the week by the way. (Or that would be 'pick of several months' the regularity it gets changed.
Hurrah!
Phil |
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
| Thanks, Phil! Well, it makes a change from mental breakdown and adultery, doesn't it?! |
wedded bliss
Written by mrsbumble (6 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
Now that I have finished laughing..
How do I say thanks for sending me to bed with a grin on my face.. |
I'll have to watch it -
Written by Josie (2844 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
| Instead of watching the rain running down the drain, I'd better get my gladrags back from the charity shop! I'm sure I should be on the "Downhill Slope" Ski-ing (spending the kids inheritance that is!) |
Written by coosh (922 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
| Brilliant, LynB. Absolute gem. Stuff the prozac, just post more of these. (Is this the general thrust of White Lace & Promises?) Great stuff. |
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 26th July 2007 |
| Thank you everyone, for your fantastic comments. I never expected a response like this - it's much appreciated. |
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