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By Fledermaus
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27 July 2007 |
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Russian Cosmonauts disconnected the Zvezda module from ISS, thereby
robbing it of its life support systems. The move was a reaction to
NASA's investigations into the drinking behaviour of two of its astronauts.
" Ve offer Amyericans drink. Zey revyoos. Scared of repyootation. Not
allowed to drink, zey say. Ve are grossly insulted", a Cosmonaut
explains, " True cosmonaut alvays drunk when going to ISS. Also drunk
ven on earth too by ze vay. Ven going up, ve do as Gagarin. Drink
bottle, then pee against boos, Ha! Amyericans not real men. Zey are
zizzies, hahahah! Na zdorovje!"
Rumors that there was an illigal distillery called NASA-Vodka on board of Zvezda are not yet confirmed.
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Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 27th July 2007 | I hope it's true, they must get really bored up there. Just wait until there are British astronauts. Friday night on the ISS wil be twelve pints, a kebab, a fight for calling our kid a puff and projectile vomiting.
Rule Britannia.
Phil |
Written by Fledermaus (3484 comments posted) 27th July 2007 | Thanks Phil. And they will darts without gravity? I once read an article about Russian cosmonauts btw, and the peeing against the bus is true. Apparently Gagarin did that on his first flight, and now it is tradition  |
Written by Phil (6959 comments posted) 27th July 2007 | Try any town in England on a Friday night - buses are not the only things that get pissed on. I reckon we could make natural astronauts.
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Written by Livinginanattic (473 comments posted) 28th July 2007 | Great fun. I wouldn't want to be there if they are peeing everywhere with that weightlessness. The darts sound fun. Liked your cosmonaut's accent.
I think that story will inspire a few pieces on this topic. I've got one to post myself!
Cheers,
Ben |
Written by Fledermaus (3484 comments posted) 29th July 2007 | Thanks Ben.
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