Statistics

[NoHoldsBard]

In Britain:

25% believe that the moon is far too small for anybody to have walked on it. Kicked it like a football maybe, but walked on it? Not a chance.

48% think that Jesus doesn't believe in evolution, even though his father invented it.

33% believe the Twin Towers were never built in the first place.

76% believe you should never mention cancer because it's bad luck.

84% think it's okay to mention heart disease and AIDS as long as you don't say cunt at the same time.

42% believe that the bad luck from mentioning cancer can be cancelled out if a silver gypsy crosses your hand.

26% believe that homosexuality is caused by the MMR vaccine. The rest think it has something to do with the BBC.

99% don't know what they believe until the newspapers tell them.

99% say they don't believe what the newspapers tell them.

99% believe what the newspapers tell them.

99% believe that autism is caused by the MMR vaccine, that mercury can leak out of your fillings, and that cannabis is much stronger now than the last time the newspapers said it was much stronger now.

99% don't even recognise the same old mercury and cannabis stories when they are recycled every few years.

82% of women with IQ less than 80 think breast implants are dangerous but, if it means big boobs, would happily face the risks.

99% of bigger boobs believe what they read in the newspapers.