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Fishcake Day

General short fiction of under 5000 words.

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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby NoHoldsBard » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:00 pm

Always a pleasure to hear from you, Steve. I feel honoured to have written the only piece worth commenting on in the whole wide world, or WWW as we call it here on the internoodle.

The whole piece was, of course, plagiarised from my imagination, but I was careful to change some of the words.

See you soon,
Paul
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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby NoHoldsBard » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:06 pm

Thank you for commenting, kanasta. Pleased you liked it!

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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby NoHoldsBard » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:08 pm

Making Lizzy smile has always been one of my greatest ambitions in life, and now I've done it!

Thanks Liz.

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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby Samogon » Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:05 pm

NoHoldsBard I will never expend a neurotransmitter molecule reading your grub. You are surely a troll. I don't know what you are entirely, but would like to boil you alive like I did my firstborn who had an unfortunate condition, I don't like to mention. Please refrain from breathing air. Dumbskull,
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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby Messiah » Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:31 pm

by Samogon » Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:05 pm

NoHoldsBard I will never expend a neurotransmitter molecule reading your grub. You are surely a troll. I don't know what you are entirely, but would like to boil you alive like I did my firstborn who had an unfortunate condition, I don't like to mention. Please refrain from breathing air. Dumbskull,


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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby NoHoldsBard » Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:55 pm

Was there a bad smell around here a couple of posts ago? Thanks for opening the window, Steve.
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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby jensen5 » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:31 pm

Samogon, I have read some of your comments on here.I think you should be banned from the group.
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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby NoHoldsBard » Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:54 pm

To protect yourself and your family from samogon infection, sterilise your online internoodles with new, fresh Samo Gone. Just half of twice the price for all weeks only! Yes, that's right, you heard me! That thing I just said, only louder!

Don't forget to read my piece while you're here, folks.
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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby Brett » Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:21 pm

Thank you for some much needed light relief! I laughed out loud at this piece - not many things on this site do that (well, they do but it isn't their intention).

I thought the dialogue was wonderfully bizarre - some favourites have already been quoted.

I could really see this as a short film or sketch - it may have limited appeal but I'd be happy to be in the minority.

Enjoyed.

Hwyl fawr

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Re: Fishcake Day

Postby NoHoldsBard » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:02 pm

Thanks Brett. I think most of my work has limited appeal - I'm always surprised when anybody but me likes one of my pieces. Maybe I'll do it in Lego and put it on YouTube...

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