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Dear Mr Clegg,
Yes, bankruptcy is a legitimate reason to foreclose on a timeshare development.
Kind retards,
Millie Edband (Brown & Gordon Ltd)
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The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Messiah » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:03 pm
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Writing for an audience of one.
Writing for an audience of one.
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Jimbo » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:41 pm
Dear God,
What about the rest of us?
The Apes.
What about the rest of us?
The Apes.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." ~ Groucho Marx
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Sooz » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:25 pm
Dear Cheryl Cole
Grabbing your crotch is so last year
Michael Jackson.
What with you and Swampy, I've enjoyed the last half hour. These are great.
Grabbing your crotch is so last year
Michael Jackson.
What with you and Swampy, I've enjoyed the last half hour. These are great.
- Sooz
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Keith exD » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:38 pm
Hi Sooz, I'd forgotten about this; it was fun.
How about:
Dear Sun
I think it's time to call it a day
Dawn
How about:
Dear Sun
I think it's time to call it a day
Dawn
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Keith exD » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:31 pm
Dear Nick,
We're sorry too.
Lib-Dem (ex) voters
We're sorry too.
Lib-Dem (ex) voters
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Messiah » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:44 am
Dear Titanic,
Who would have believed we could sink so low?!
Regards,
GW
Who would have believed we could sink so low?!
Regards,
GW
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Meredith Whittaker » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:28 pm
Dear Creation
We really shouldn't leave it so long next time.
All the best,
Apocalypse
We really shouldn't leave it so long next time.
All the best,
Apocalypse
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Sue » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:52 pm
I believe this quote is from Ricky Gervais:
"Dear Religion,
This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Yours sincerely
Science."
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Brett » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:14 pm
Dear Judas,
It had to be you
God
(music and lyrics by Isham Jones and Gus Kahn)
It had to be you
God
(music and lyrics by Isham Jones and Gus Kahn)
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)
by Brett » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:20 am
Dear God,
Dear God!
Christ
Dear God!
Christ
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