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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Messiah » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:03 pm

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Dear Mr Clegg,

Yes, bankruptcy is a legitimate reason to foreclose on a timeshare development.

Kind retards,
Millie Edband (Brown & Gordon Ltd)

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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Jimbo » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:41 pm

Dear God,

What about the rest of us?

The Apes.
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Sooz » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:25 pm

Dear Cheryl Cole

Grabbing your crotch is so last year
Michael Jackson.

What with you and Swampy, I've enjoyed the last half hour. These are great.
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Keith exD » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:38 pm

Hi Sooz, I'd forgotten about this; it was fun.
How about:


Dear Sun

I think it's time to call it a day

Dawn
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Keith exD » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:31 pm

Dear Nick,

We're sorry too.

Lib-Dem (ex) voters
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Messiah » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:44 am

Dear Titanic,

Who would have believed we could sink so low?!

Regards,
GW
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Meredith Whittaker » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:28 pm

Dear Creation

We really shouldn't leave it so long next time.

All the best,
Apocalypse
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Sue » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:52 pm

I believe this quote is from Ricky Gervais:
"Dear Religion,
This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Yours sincerely
Science."
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Brett » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:14 pm

Dear Judas,

It had to be you

God
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Re: The ABC Rules (Accurate/Brief/Concise)

Postby Brett » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:20 am

Dear God,

Dear God!

Christ
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