Thanks for the comments.
Steve - only 10ml of semen, only 6 pints of beer? Truly you are not the son of God.
Phil - you must tell further of that dabble. See you soon.
Emma - thank you, glad you liked that line.
Brian - I don't recall you saying you disliked the form. There are some fine examples by Wendy Cope. I've confessed many things to barmaids in the past, but my aspirations have rarely been literary ones
Sue - Thanks.
Swampy - No need to feel uncomfortable, glad to know you rate it. If you'd like to know more about form it isn't daunting. Try here to start:http://www.volecentral.co.uk/vf/